Mandates from...

To the masses gathered here today

A self-imposed ban on my self-imposed lack of sleep has been issued. The sleepy rebels, whose homes near the back of the cranium, will be removed and relocated to a brighter, warmer, more accepting locality.

Secondly, an increase in prayerfulness will be address, evaluated, and put into effect as soon as proper language can be compiled and an aim assessed. At this stage in development, this governing body has decided that prayers for chastity, temperance, detachment, praise and thanksgiving, and the prayer for decisions will be uttered on a bi-daily schedule.

Next, surgery has been decided as the best course of action to remove “the body” from the sleep compartment that has gripped complacency. The pod will, from now on, only be used when horizontal or, more specifically, hips and shoulders stacked. An explanation as to why these measures are being taken center around the destruction of lethargy and sloth that seems to have layered, thick like a malaise.

Joy and happiness are required. It is a fundamental ingredient in a successfully satisfying and prosperous life. Therefore, this governing body has agreed upon, neigh, endorsed a bill to make it unlawful to not find joy in situations. As life is a mass of spidering experiences and emotions, it is paramount that we all refer ourselves to the “good times” that have existed, or, if this is difficult, a mandatory and insistent recognition of the “good” facets to situations must be stressed.

Lastly, a personal vacation would be requested sometime in the very near future. The purpose of which will be to reestablish bonds within this body, it’s spirit and emotional status. As well, to escape the impending, self-imposed stressors that have surrounded our society.

These are the edicts for the day, for the month, the year, possibly beyond. Thank you for your time.