Well, so, I’m here to read some things from my bookkkkkkkks. Yes. But first, I wanted to take care of some things. First, I don’t really want to answer questions. I know its normal at readings, but I’m hardly normal.
[Laughter and applause]
Also, I probably can’t answer the questions anyway. Second, I need four more glasses of water, tall as a man, to drink, then pee out. My kidneys aren’t what they used to be. They need a little nudge from time to time. Sometimes a kick from a little kid who doesn’t like you or a young woman who calls you ‘disgusting’ for trying to look up her skirt. Only happened once.
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